Starving Artist

The neighborhood drunk strikes again. He scared all the woman out of our store within ten minutes of showing up...
There are no actors in any of these movie clips. This is raw footage caught by me working at the local liquor store every Saturday night. No names will be used to protect all the people in these videos. All situations are caught by my mobile phone at random times during my adventures for my "Liquor Store Diaries."

These are what the kids at the liquor store have learned over the years from running their families business. As you can see it was hard to get a straight answer from any of these kids, and I am brutally punched in the stomach at the end of the video.
There are no actors in any of these movie clips. This is raw footage caught by me working at the local liquor store every Saturday night. No names will be used to protect all the people in these videos. All situations are caught by my mobile phone at random times during my adventures for my "Liquor Store Diaries."

Holy shit...we still have firing squads? We have fucking robots on MARS and someone got executed by a firing squad in Utah. I mean ROBOTS ON MARS. "Gardner is only the third person in 33 years to die by firing squad in the United States. A hood was placed over Gardner's head and a paper target pinned to his chest. He was heavily restrained as a five-person firing squad took aim at the target and shot him, witnesses said. " WTF? They put a target on his chest too? How bad do the police have to be at shooting to put a god damn target on his chest. I mean how far did they shoot him from, a quarter mile? 5 people too? Don't cops get they eyes checked? I wonder about that sometimes anyway...Holy shit. How bad do you have to be in Utah for a jury to say....let's give him the death penalty....firing squad....I mean i know what he did, u can find out more at, http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/06/18/utah.firing.squad/index.html?iref=NS1. Don't get me wrong, killing is absolutely wrong. I believe in justice. I'm not against giving a man life in prison, but the death by firing squad...I know some people are going to say the death penalty is cheaper for the state and so on, I'm not here to argue. I'm just saying, Robots on MARS? Can't we shoot him with a cool laser from a satellite, or send him to space in a capsule filled with laughing gas or something? Can't we be more futuristic people? We are killing people with drone planes in Afghanistan... I mean a plane that someone is controlling from the US! The person controlling the plane can sleep next his wife every night after killing twenty terrorists? Holy shit! Wtf....

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This is a man that has been shopping at the liquor store i work at for 4 years now. He has never said a word. He always has the correct change, and buys 1 burrito every night? We call him the Mr. Miyagi, the burrito ninja!
There are no actors in any of these movie clips. This is raw footage caught by me working at the local liquor store every Saturday night. No names will be used to protect all the people in these videos. All situations are caught by my mobile phone at random times during my adventures for my "Liquor Store Diaries. I wish I could make this stuff up!

I never realized how uneducated we were as Americans until I reached my upper 20's. I always thought i knew what was going on in the world and our shit didn't stink. Well the smell is finally unbearable, and I got to get out of this toilet stall before another republican tries to tap my foot and act like he's homophobic. Why do we love engaging in conflict so much? I am officially not watching the news anymore, due to so much garbage. We are making enemies in an unstable world, and I just don't want to fight anymore. I say we start holding UFC style fights in cages with other countries over resources. We should just put all bullshit propaganda aside and pick a person from every country and put them in a ring. You want more oil? Fight for it. You need gold? Fight for it. Who's religion is really the way to heaven? Fucking right, fight for it. Why the hell not? That way countries can stop bullying people around and really just get to the point if they need something. I can see Newsweek now. America wins big. Takes Columbia in the 5th round for 20 tons of cocaine. Bush daughters first in line to collect their ounces. I mean let's just be more open people, let's stop sharing and start fighting more. I think it's a great way to replace capitalism (like we already haven't) with something that we can be excited about. I can see pay per view sales now...

This man is a neighborhood nut. He decided to purchase 10 packs of condoms and two breakfast sausages? Welcome to the liquor store!
There are no actors in any of these movie clips. This is raw footage caught by me working at the local liquor store every Saturday night. No names will be used to protect all the people in these videos. All situations are caught by my mobile phone at random times during my adventures for my "Liquor Store Diaries. I wish I could make this stuff up!

Economics is bullshit. How come when a man is doing well, we get taxed more, the price of everything goes up, and I seem to get fined for even looking at the police the wrong way. Isn't life funny. When you don't have it, they want more, when you do have it...well I've never had it. I was listening to the news yesterday and i heard some millionaires bitching about the possibility the government might tax them more. Apparently, they paid 15% in taxes last year as apposed to common folk, who pay about 30%, and they said that's discrimination. I wish I could make this shit up. A billionaire came out and flat out said "they are discriminating against minorities." Minorities? They are less than 1% of the country, he went on saying. This was on 740 am which is a pretty legit station, and i damn near crashed my car from laughing so hard. I didn't even know billionaires pay lower taxes. That's how stupid I am. This whole time I'm working my ass off to pay for all this shit that probably won't be around if I even live to past 60, and some suit is crying about higher taxes.